(Riverfronttimes) - The glory days of Mad Men, when doctors prescribed regular cigarette smoking and judiciously-administered (daily) glasses of alcohol, are, sadly, long gone -- except for red wine, that miracle drink that keeps us young and healthy while also getting us drunk. Good Lord how we love it! For a long time, the health benefits of red wine were something doctors and scientists just knew, without knowing exactly why, except that if French people did it, it surely must be good because they are so much healthier and skinnier than we are. But now there's a possible explanation.